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From The Town That Gave Us The Ira iYarmolenko Murder: Man arrested for 'thinking of a cheeseburger'

moronsinchapehill@hotmail.com (Mo) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 05:54:00 GMT

Commentary: If there was ever evidence of just how stupid, inane, incompetent and apathetic the Gaston cops were (as if you needed more proof), this has got to be it..............

A homeless Gastonia man who allegedly hoisted a sign reading, “I’m thinking of a cheeseburger,” near an interstate off-ramp was charged with violating the city begging ordinance.

Michael Francis McLaughlin, 48, held the cardboard sign on the 500 block of Cox Road near I-85 Friday evening, Gastonia Police Officer J.K. Sarratt wrote on a misdemeanor criminal citation.

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Author tells of life inside John Edwards sex scandal

moronsinchapehill@hotmail.com (Mo) — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 09:52:00 GMT

Have you ever wondered what it is like to be at the centre of a sex scandal?

The type where the National Enquirer starts sniffing around the story and people start to get nervous?

Where denials get issued and attempts are made to bury the story, which lead to more and more media attention?

The kind where you eventually end up sitting on Oprah's couch to talk it out?

Andrew Young, the one-time confidant of former U.S. Senator John Edwards, understands intimately what the process is like.

Better known as the guy who pretended to be the father of Edwards' lovechild, Young is now the author of a top-selling, tell-all book about his former boss.

In his book, Young tells the story of how he came to meet the up-and-coming politician and become one of the trusted people in his inner circle.

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Irony Alert: French group urges road crossings for frogs

moronsinchapehill@hotmail.com (Mo) — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 09:41:00 GMT

An animal protection group is urging French authorities to build special crossings to save millions of frogs and toads from being squashed on the country's roads. "For frogs, toads and newts, the most visible cause of death is undoubtedly road traffic: the animals try to reach the damp areas they need to reproduce and are flattened by the million".

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From The Frank Lombard School Of Parenting: Family Members Force Children Into Bestiality, Incest, and Murder

moronsinchapehill@hotmail.com (Mo) — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:38:00 GMT

Commentary: Ol' Frank's gotta be looking at this one from his jail cell with a "Man, why didn't I think of this stuff when I was molesting my children?

Bizarre allegations of rape, incest and bestiality in western Missouri led to the arrests of six family members last fall and unleashed public scorn over the unthinkable acts they are accused of committing two decades ago.

But one of the more sensational claims — that one of the suspects forced their young victims to help kill a man — is creating an uphill climb for prosecutors that could sink the rest of their case, legal experts say.

Investigators say the sexual abuse allegations have been corroborated by six siblings, at least three of whom say they were raped and molested over a 10-year period beginning in the mid-1980s on a farm east of Kansas City.

Still, the case against Burrell E. Mohler Sr., 77, his brother and four adult sons could be compromised by the homicide claim. Authorities have yet to produce a victim or file homicide charges, and officials are mum about whether a homicide investigation is even under way.

Without a body, prosecutors could face larger doubts about victims' stories that defense lawyers could exploit.

"It's easier to discredit what victims are going to say, given the circumstances, than to prove it," said Thomas Nolan, a criminal justice professor at Boston University. "If I'm the prosecutor, I've got my work cut out for me."

In November, Lafayette County prosecutors unleashed waves of sexual abuse allegations against the Mohlers. Probable cause statements described how one girl was forced into sexual contact with a horse, while another said a dog was forced onto her.

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Andrew Young Talks About Living In Chapel Hill

moronsinchapehill@hotmail.com (Mo) — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 03:53:00 GMT

More here.

Parachute jumping topless women - the best commercial ever made?

moronsinchapehill@hotmail.com (Mo) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:30:00 GMT

No one seems to know what they are advertising but then, no one seems to really care.............

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Media Subpoenaed In Eve Carson Case

moronsinchapehill@hotmail.com (Mo) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:05:00 GMT

The News & Observer along with about 60 other media outlets are being subpoenaed by defense lawyers for Demario Atwater, the man facing the death penalty in the Eve Carson murder case.

The subpoena calls for all relevant newspaper articles, letters, editorials and copies of all radio and television broadcasts that covered the Eve Carson murder. It’s the latest strategy by the Atwater defense team to prove their client will not receive a fair trial in North Carolina and that the trial should be moved to Virginia. The subpoena also calls for a profile..........

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From The Frank Lombard School Of Parenting: Parents Accused Of Selling Sex With Teen Daughter

moronsinchapehill@hotmail.com (Mo) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:04:00 GMT

Eastman, GA -- Authorities in central Georgia say a mother and father offered sex with their 14-year-old daughter in lieu of making payments on their minivan.

Dodge County sheriff's Capt. Tony Winborn says the parents were arrested Monday and are in jail awaiting a bond hearing. They face child molestation and pandering charges.

The Associated Press does not name victims of alleged sexual abuse and is not identifying the parents to avoid identifying their daughter.

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Hookah Bliss Owner Does It For Charity

moronsinchapehill@hotmail.com (Mo) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:00:00 GMT

You have to appreciate the shear irony of a tobacco shop owner raising money for cancer........

What's the encore for raising defense money for legal fees when the state comes down on Hookah Bliss about the smoking ban?

From The Frank Lombard School of Dickology: Arrested for performing circumcisions without a license

moronsinchapehill@hotmail.com (Mo) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 07:44:00 GMT

56-year-old Sparta man has been arrested for performing circumcisions without a license. Police say Thomas Alan Heugel was performing circumcisions on adult male subjects, as well as massages and body piercing. Police say Heugel portrayed himself as a medical doctor to his patients and performed the procedures at his residence.

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